Mike Thompson - Program Director - Boss Tweed - Legend in his own Mind

Hear Mike's quote from the last staff meeting as he talks about callers

Actual memos from Mike's desk:  

As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards.  Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.

E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data.  It should be used only for company business.

"Make sure our shows are about nothing.  It worked for Seinfeld, so it ought to work for us. Also, don't forget, if it works, I take all the credit.  If it bombs, we blame it all on Dobson. "

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Actual quote:  "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what 'I' say."

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Performance Evaluations of the on air staff by Mike

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

"His audience would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." (Kent Voss after the scrapple fest)

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

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Job openings

Position: Micro Tweed

Responsibilities: Chief assistant to Mini Tweed,  Liaison to that annoying evil laughmiester Kent Voss.  (Just keep Kent away from Mini  Tweed)

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