It's Baaaaaack..
THE WALL
First try our new toll free complaint lines
1-800-FAT-CHANCE /
1-800-JUST-DIE / 1-800-GO-AWAY / 1-800-TUFF-LUCK
If those are busy
complain here.
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Posts for June 1998:
Dr. Kervorkian / Chicago
Great Job! Thanks for saving me the trip east. Gotta go now somebody named Ken Starr needs my services.
Marv Albert / Sisters of Mercy community service program
Would you happen to have any openings in the sports department. Will work cheap. Hey isn't there a Victoria's Secret store nearby?
O.J.Simpson / Birch Woods Golf Course
&$^#%@ For the last time Dom, I AM looking for the killers! Don't get me MAD, you really don't want to do that.
Ed Rendell / U. of P. Women's studies dept.
Dom, thanks for last night.
Cornpone Caller / Padded Cell #7 - East Wing - Nitwits Mental Hospital
You suck, you all suck. And Vossman don't you dare hang up on me again...do you have any idea how hard it is to dial a phone with your arms in a straight jacket? OR to type for that matter? Thank God SSI covers Viagra in here.
