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Follow the adventures of our favorite merry midget societal misfits (themselves being the product of some horrible alien experiment gone awry) as the stumble their way through yet another day in radio. |
South Park - The Talk Station
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Follow the adventures of our favorite merry midget societal misfits (themselves being the product of some horrible alien experiment gone awry) as the stumble their way through yet another day in radio. |
Our Cast
Aussie Spice - Susan "The Frugal Scot" Bray / The New Boss Tweedster - by Jim Casale (we are waiting with baited breath what Kent calls this guy / KenVee - by Kent "Scrapple God" Voss) / Oiv - Irv "The token Jew" Homer (also played Tatoo's big brother on Fantasy Island) / DumGee? - by Dom "The Pusher" Giordano (gets kids 'hooked on phonics') / Jonnybee - by John "Bambi Bits" Brown / Mary Don't-Tell - by Mary "Velvet Voice" Cantell (traffic but "keeping my day job") / Mini Tweed - by Chadley / Newsgal Val - by Valerie "Viagra Voice" Knight / Gumshoe Fox - played by ace field reporter Ralph Fox / Soapy - played by Chris the producer (the cleanest kid in town) / "Yvonne" the double agent / Promo Kev - played by Kevin the Promotions Director / Big Head ED the morning producer
Episode Three - Yet another WWDB live remote!
As we join our little trolls, plans for a new remote broadcast have been hastily made to impress the new Program Director. As this special broadcast unfolds the staff gathers at WWDB to discuss past business and hear the special remote on the air.
Chadley: Ok everybody, shut up and sit down. Now, first about the "Contest" As you know the winner... Hey, where's Anal Scott?
"Anal Scott" bursts in
Anal Scott: I'M OUT! (He then slams $100 down on the conference table)
Chadley: What the hell do you MEAN... OUT?
Anal Scott: The freaking "Contest"... I'm out.
Promo Kev drones: AnnaCam again? eh Scott? (AnnaCam is Scott's favorite net vouyer site)
Anal Scott: Yep... you got it! You better watch out... she'll get you too.
Yvonne: EEEUUUWWWWW!
Anal Scott: Hey sis... don't knock it. Remember it's $150 for you if you fail as "Master of your Domain"... Right Fellas?
Roaring Laughter
Yvonne: (Responds) Hear it (Don't mess with me fellas - wav file)
Complete Silence
Chadley: Ahem!... Now if we are done playing. It's about time for our next remote broadcast. SOAPY! do you have Gumshoe FOX on the line?
Gumshoe FOX: I'm right here Chadley. We're LIVE on WWDB FM 96.5 from the courtyard of Philadelphia City Hall along with Mayor Fast Eddie, Our New Program Director Jim Casale, and selected city officials and Judges to welcome Mr. Casale to our fair city. Today we make history with not just another live "on the air" remote but this time it's "IN THE AIR". We will have KenVee, Newsdude Rod, and overnight producer Sid jumping out of a military transport while doing the opening of KenVee's show! WAIT... I hear the plane now just coming into range. We now go live to KenVee.
KenVee: (mumbling) Just who is the mucking foron that thought of this idea! If I ever get my hands around his little freakin neck I'll choke the living shi...
Gumshoe FOX: Umm.. KenVee!
KenVee: WHAT? Who's THAT?
Gumshoe FOX: It's me Ralph and your on the air!
KenVee: OH... (bumper music fades out) Hi everybody and welcome to the K E N V E E show. Rod's notes flew out the window somewhere over the zoo so let's go to that aging, good for nothing, halfwit, know-nothing, sorry excuse of a traffic "reporter". JonnyBee!
JonnyBee: Uh... Thanks... The Surekill is closed in both directions in the area of the zoo. Seems some papers got all over everybody's windshield causing a loss of control and a 17 car pileup. Enjoy your drop Ken.
KenVee: You mean jump. right?
JonnyBee: No, I mean DROP.
KenVee: Whatever. Hey is OIV still in the studio?
OIV: Right here!
KenVee: Whatsamatter pal. Afraid to join us?
OIV: Listen up you twit, the last time I was in a plane with a parachute on I was bombing 70 million Nazis back into the stone age! Only a moron would jump out of a perfectly good plane.
Bighead Ed unexpectedly drops the rear doors and the entire team is sucked out
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH
Gumshoe FOX: Spectacular site here over City Hall. I can see all three of them coming into view clearly now. The crowd's attention is riveted on the sky. KenVee appears to be doing some stunts. I can see him flapping his arms wildly. Rod has his mic firmly in hand with the cord trailing behind him. They're getting pretty low now. It's about time to open the chutes. Any moment now I'm sure. I can make out their shouting now. OH DEAR GOD!!!
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SPLAT
SPLAT
SPLAT
Gumshoe FOX: Oh the humanity! It's just terrible. The cords holding the chutes broke at the last moment. An obvious defect in the parachute packing. All three rammed straight into the ground. I'm making my way to the scene now. Amazing! KenVee landed directly on Mayor Fast Eddie. Newsdude Rod impacted on Judge Lisa Richette who appears to be enjoying herself. Sid was blown off course and landed in the fountain where he is getting a ticketed for bathing while bleeding profusely without a permit. PD Casale is shaking his head. He is walking by me now. I can hear him saying something. "I should have stayed in Seattle." There is debris everywhere. I can see one of the chutes now. There seems to be a company logo on it.
Fox: Hey JohnnyBee do you have any comment?
JohnnyBee: As God as my witness, I thought those turkeys could fly.
Uh Oh...
to be continued
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