First "Media" Job: Pioneered "976" numbers. Made her first million with what has been called "the sexiest voice on radio". Nearly got fired for forgetting she no longer managed a phone sex company and did the news one morning with the wrong "script". This incident was deemed responsible for a 37 car pile up on 676 during the morning rush hour.
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Favorite Game: "Clue" - "When I was growing up I always wanted to get "clue". I never did. Now that I am an adult I guess you could call me "Clueless". |
Actual News Item from "Rip and Read" Valerie:
Recently, German scientists dug 50 meters and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying them, the Germans announced that 25,000 years ago the ancient Germans had a nationwide telephone network!
Naturally the British were not impressed. They ordered their scientists to dig even deeper. At 100 meters they found small pieces of glass. After studying the glass announces that 35,000 years ago the ancient Brits had a nationwide fiber-optic system.
Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100, 150, even 200 meters and found absolutely nothing. From this they concluded that over 55,000 years ago ancient Hebrews had cell phones.
We have some exciting new plans for the WWDB News Department. First, we will be adding Algore as weekend sports commentator for next years basketball season. (Hey what's worse - Not knowing the difference between Michael Jackson & Michael Jordon or how to spell potato?)
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