"Is this mike on?! Hello ... anyone out there? Oh good, I thought the Feds had taken over the station. Nice to see you there." Are these lines tapped? They are? It figures. The Feds should just listen to the radio instead of wasting money on tapping caller lines. " 

Rollye James has some novel theories. Tune in and perhaps she'll tell you about her "one bullet theory." (No, it's not Arlen Spector's one bullet theory, which we like to think of as the "magic bullet theory." It's no wonder they sealed the Warren Commission Report until Spector was either out of office or dead. But we digress.) 

Rollye sometimes classifies herself as a "Darwinian Socialist." We don't really know what that means exactly, but we love her example -- it's based on bullets again. Hmmm, I wonder if she carries! We heard a rumor that Irv Homer is going to give her firearms instruction.  "Now there's a hot babe.",  commented Irv.  "One that packs heat"

Rollye is also one of the few hosts who answers her e-mail -- all of it -- eventually. Ya gotta love her. 

Rollye has been involved in radio since the 60's (though she adamantly refuses to say if it was the1860's or 1960's), with residences in over 232 cities to prove it. But it's Philadelphia where she wants to stay. While her one passion, radio, is available anywhere including Philadelphia, her other love--obscure Disco oldies--are in short supply everywhere but Philadelphia. "This is nirvana", she enthuses, "where else can you hear radio stations play flip sides of 45's that weren't big hits in the first place? I mean radio stations with ratings!" 

Ratings are something Rollye knows first hand. Not only she routinely ranked among the top talk radio personalities in America, but by day she's a self-described "semi-legitimate person", running Radiotrix, Inc. (the well respected radio escort service - specializing in Republicans). That is she runs it when she's not in another one of the many predicaments about which her audience delights in hearing, being spared not one detail.