Created, summer 1998 - updated June 1999 sponsored by Philly Talk Radio Online
The Dom Giordano Parody Page Biography: During World War II Japanese Radio delivered broadcasts throughout Asia during the war. This included a propaganda campaign directed towards U.S. troops, featuring the persuasive voice of a young Japanese woman who became known as "Tokyo Rose." The broadcasts were very effective in adversely affecting the morale of our fighting men. The U.S. military made it a top priority to find a counterpoint to these influential broadcasts. Every lonely GI wants someone to dream about, and too many were dreaming about "Tokyo Rose." And hence, "GI Giordano" was born. She played the latest records, read mail from the troops, and ended her broadcasts by whispering "Gooooood Niiiiiiighttttt" in a sexy voice that drew spontaneous oohs and aahs from the lonely military listeners around the world. Which brings us to our Local Late Night Radio Host Dom Giordano, aka "Tokyo Dom." Following in his broadcast families footsteps, Dom uses his radio voice to swoon his late night audience. From Truck Drivers and Dock Workers to Bakers and Newspaper Delivery People, Dom's voice makes it easier for these night birds to make it through the night. For almost 15 years Doms was an elementary school teacher in some of the toughest school districts throughout Philadelphia and South Jersey. In the early 1980's he became know as an educational expert in the fields of innovative teaching and the use of motivational techniques with his students. So after becoming an expert in his field, he was out of his teaching job and hired as a talk show host on WWDB. Besides being a talk show radio host, Dom has also appeared on WGBS-TV 57 in Philadelphia as a co-host for the educational program "Profiles of Today's Punks." He was also a guest commentator on WHYY-TV 12 Newscast, offering his sometimes insulting insights on school systems, teacher contract negotiations, school strikes, student achievements and underachievements, motivational issues, and topics for parents focusing on childraising using his patented method of Hooked on Phonics. Dom has also written guest columns for The Philadelphia Inquirer, The Northeast Times, Delaware Valley Parents Magazine, and other Professional publications. Dom maintains extensive ties to education. Because of his visibility as a broadcaster and a former teacher, Dom is in high demand as a school speaker. He appears about 50 times per year at schools throughout the Delaware Valley to announce Lunch Menus. Dom also founded Project Excellence in 1993. This nonprofit organization is dedicated to promoting achievement and student excellence at school and the workplace through literacy workshops and other motivational programs. And did I mention he also sells Hooked on Phonics and Amway Products on the side. Dom is also married, sorry ladies and some guys (not that there is anything wrong with that), to "Roe." He knows he has at least two sons, Luke and DJ. He loves people who demonstrate common sense and integrity. Dom says, "If someone continually gets away with small crimes...when they commit the BIG ONE...it's not a tragedy...it's an equation." Dom also loves Vegetarian Food, Chocolate Chip Cookies (mmm), Rizzo's Pizza (mmm again), Basketball, Golf, Wildwood, Harrison Ford Movies, and The Beatles. If Dom had one wish what would it be. Well we asked him and he said he would like to be stranded on a Desert Island with one of his best friends and Mentor Ed Rendell. Together they could get to know each other a little better and maybe even play some soccer. |
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TOP 20 WAYS TO TELL DOM IS FROM PHILADELPHIA
20. You realize that your favorite desert is wooder ice. (It comes in
churry, strawburry, and other assawrded flaverz.
19. You find yourself using "Yo" and "Youse guys" when talking long
distance to family members.
18. You know how to spell Schuylkill.
17. You think $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is
a bargain.
16. You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "I wonder if
they have cheese steaks?"
15. You can sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.
14. You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is.
13. You believe the car on your left, flashing its turn signal and
the driver pointing at your lane, wants you to close the gap with the car
in front of you.
12. You can't eat French fries without Cheeze Whiz.
11. Street people greet you by your first name.
10. You don't think Wawa sounds funny.
9. You snub a cheese steak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.
8. Your parents, brother, sisters, aunts, and uncles all live on the
same block.
7. You know who Jim O'Brien is and how he died.
6. You can't imagine breakfast without scrapple.
5. You're still not sure about Jerry Penacolli.
4. A vacation at the Jersey shore (pronounced "the shoore") is better
than going to an island. (There's more stuff to do, plus you know
everybody.)
3. You know where to find the Rocky statue.
2. You know only tourists go to Geno's, Pat's, and Jim's for
authentic cheese steaks. You only go if you're drunk and it is 3:00 AM.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM PHILLY:
1. You buy a soft pretzel at a traffic light, without wondering where
the guy goes to wash his hands. And you don't really care.
In the "Great Void that is WWDB's email system Dom has had many email boxes. Dom has also had several on AOL. One of them (no longer in use) was Dom 67. We wondered why he used the #67 so we ran a contest. Here are the results.
"I think the 67 is: "Some preliminary entries:
- DomG's IQ
- The year Dom graduated HS
- The first year Dom had sex
- The last year Dom had sex
- The number of anchovies Dom orders with his pizza
- The number of trombones Dom thinks "led the big parade" [Dom is numerically dyslexic]
- The number of kids Dom thinks he's fathered
- The number of times that Dom has bitched about beach tags
- The year Dom got his first car
- The year Dom got his last car
- The number of other hosts that Dom has subbed for
- The number of cups of coffee Dom drinks at night to keep him awake
- The number of miles Dom drives to do DB at the shore (he counted each one of 'em)
- The year Dom escaped the military draft
- The year Dom was drafted into the army
- Dom's annual Viagra allotment
- Irv Homer's waist size [it can't always be about Dom ya know]
We are (WERE!) always updating our WWDB Host's Biographies so if you think we missed something just send us an e-mail and we'll be glad to add it to this extinguished list. Accuracy is no obstacle. We use the same standards as the national news media. Namely, we'll check the facts when we can get around to it
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