The Ron Dobson Parody Page
Created, Spring 1998  by Philly Talk Radio Online

NO Right Turns on MY SHOW!

 

 

Ron "Lefty" Dobson
WWDB-FM
Monday through Friday
5:30 - 9:00 am
News with "Viagra Voice" Valerie Knight
Traffic with John "The Wild One" Brown
From the desk of Ron Dobson...

I can only be nice to one person a day.

Today is NOT your day.

Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

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Our favorite show opening
(he no longer does this bit since we told him it was our favorite)

HEY VALL, its a GRREAT DAY outside! just a LITTLE TOO DARK TA TELL! ... HEYY!! I've got a grrreat idea ... Let's spin the LUNCH WHEEL ...TICA TICA TICA TICA TICA TICA.. TICA.. Tica... tica... tica.... tica... tic.. tic... tic..... tic...... tic......tic... WELLL ... TODAYHH WERE GOIN TA THE REAHDDIN TERMINALLLL!!!   What's that VAL?... You're saying that "The Reading Terminal" is the only place on the wheel? Whelll ... Just SHUT UP (you stilly little bitch) why don't you.  

This bit is soo annoying it's funny.  We seriously wish he would do it every day.  Really.

 

 

Favorite Quote:  "HEY Guys... whose turn is it to take a shower with VAL!" (my turn, my turn)

 

Ron on politics - "I always vote for the incumbent, because he -looks- like the president." (hmmm.  you just don't much deeper thought than that folks!)

Ron Dobson , 6-10-98 about 6:15am, after admitting that he voted for Bush in '92 and then (in a whisper) Clinton in '96. (WOW, such insight)
Oh Yes, we hate Ron, that is why we have to listen to every minute, nay, every second of his show and catalogue it just in case!  I bet the advertisers just love us.

 

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The dogs love to chase them and the vet says the hair should grow back in soon!

Grandpa loved that game but he never saw that last one coming!  God bless his soul.

Sure Ron put a few people off at first...

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...but have you checked him out lately?

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Annoyance factor - 82.8

Annoyance factors are based on, among other factors, a sliding scale of insults, whining, ignorance, intolerance, volume, corny bits, liberal diatribes.  The minimum acceptable rating for entertaining talk radio is 50 and the maximum for any human to endure is 100

Some of the credit for this page goes to Ron's "special friends" in radio.  With friends like that Ron, who needs Dr. Kervorkian.  This page is meant as a good natured parody to poke fun at Ron.  We mean no harm.  Thanks to Ron for having a fine sense of humor and not suing us.  In this parody we stereotyped Ron as a Liberal but in reality that was not fair.  We never did figure him out, WWDB released him before we could properly finish this page.

Visit Ron at www.rondobson.com 

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