Rollye
runs on R & B ticket:
Who/what is R & B? |
Rollye has announced that she is running for president on the
R&B ticket. The R is Rollye and the B is Blavat (Jerry
Blavat), whom she says is in charge of running for vice.
Rollye is critical of G.W.B., but says that you can read
about him yourself on Bush's website at http://www.gwbush.com if
you doubt her. Bush, she says, is fiscally liberally and
socially conservative. In other words, he'll spend your money
freely and tax the bejesus out of you, while abridging your
rights every chance he gets. She points to the commentary "Gov.
Bush Vetoes Justice" printed in the Washington Post.
When asked about here social philosophies, James said that
she was a Darwinian Socialist. Asked to explain, she elaborated,
"I would propose ending welfare by shooting the first
person in line. Then the rest would go away and maybe do
something with their lives."
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Rollye's
comments on other potential women candidates |
When asked about other women running for office, Rollye
offered insights not reported in the press. "Elizabeth Dole
has much to offer," said Rollye, "as the only women
candidate who looks good on TV wearing yellow."
When asked about Hillary's tour of New York State, Rollye
commented that of course she has to tour new York, since she has
never seen any of it. Rollye, on the other hand, has completed
the entire U.S. Interstate highway system.
As for Hillary's listening tour, James said, "Of course
she has to listen, so she'll know what to say. Let's hope she
knows what city she's in, which is more than you can say for
Gore."
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50's
oldies piped into Rose Garden on 24/7basis
Black
'copters painted dayglo orange for safety.
All
liberals must dress in 60's clothing for clear identification.
No
Kennedy will be allowed to operate a car or plane, especially near
bodies of water, unless driving/flying alone.
Gun
training and toting to be mandatory for all citizens not convicted of a
felony.
Diet
coke will be the national beverage. |