This week I realized my "Life Dream # 457" by
actually getting the chance to go one on one with the famous "Cornpone
Caller" on the Dom Giordano show.
For those that don't know who he is, Cornpone is probably the biggest idiot
ever to call any talk station, besides me. Always sounding very drunk
he pesters the producers up to a dozen times a show and leaves multiple
Originally he targeted his nonsense on Phil
Valentine, he tried to tag Phil with the nickname "Cornpone" but
Phil turned the tables on him by nicknaming him the "Cornpone
Caller." He then turned his attention to Dom Giordano who renamed
him "The artist originally known as the Cornpone Caller now known as
the Cornpone Caller again."
Regular listeners relish his calls, it's
comforting to know that no matter what goes wrong in life there is always
somebody out there that is a bigger idiot than the rest of us. I
received several emails asking to post the challenge I
presented to him. Cornpone claimed to earn $75K per year in a recent
exchange with Dom. I called Dom to offer an additional $75K IF he can
do the following,
Present a W-2 proving he actually earned $75K
Accurately spell "Cornpone"
Count to 12 without taking off his shoes.
Cornpone will take Dom and me out to a 4 star eatery to consummate
It wasn't long before Cornpone called in to take me to task
but deftly sidestepped my offer. He countered with a brilliant
diversion, he called me a fag. oooohhhhhhh... I'm soooo scared.